i don’t really have a personality it’s just sort of like
brokes face, lol
yeah broke is my favourite character closely followed by smash
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE
I think you mean “don’t trust guys that wear leather jackets you will fall in love with his brother and you will die”
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
It’s almost as bad as mum season.
What the fuck is a mum?
OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.
What the fuck, Texas?
You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?
1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2. I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????
I HAD NO IDEA THEY DIDNT HAVE THESE OUTSIDE OF TEXAS
TWO ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS
1 - why are mums so expensive?
2 - i know livestock is very important and people take pride in them, but why wear mums on the backpack for homecoming?
1- i dont really know.
2- i don’t know either. tradition? i didnt even know it was originally for livestock.
1 - I think it’s because they are hand made. I had a friend who’s mom made them for her and her friends and they had to pay like 70? or something I can’t remember but they can be very intricate and detailed.
2- I never found out why we did it, I thought it was just something everyone did. Simple tradition. These things were fun though cause depending on your school, dances may be considered lame or something and they would instead have a homecoming week with a bunch of fun events and then the game, picking homecoming kings and queens and a small dance and probably some partying at some peoples houses. I wish I could expand on it more, but it’s a bit of blurry memory for me and I get it confused with spirit week.
foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION
how come when a gay man hits on a straight man he’s a “predatory gay” but when a straight man hits on a lesbian it’s a “challenge”
today someone listened to vessel for the first time and cried because all they expected was some good tunes but found instead everything they feel and are afraid of not only put into words but sung and screamed and made into something beautiful and honest and life-affirming and they felt okay. today someone heard vessel for the first time and felt okay for the first time in a long time.
James Dashner and Tyler Hoechlin should have a contest to see who loves Dylan O’Brien more.
Tyler Posey would interrupt and beat them both lbr
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION