the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 


i think im in like like with you


if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

The first Avatar


Lesson learned from video games




do straight people do anything besides make babies and oppress minorities

do gay people do anything else but make fun of straight people?

straight people have it so hard :(


For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?


today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]



single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

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