covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

empanacla:

i think im in like like with you

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

The first Avatar

officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games

dilfgod:

creamadonnagirl:

dilfgod:

do straight people do anything besides make babies and oppress minorities

do gay people do anything else but make fun of straight people?

straight people have it so hard :(

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

death-by-lulz:

a5stastic:

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

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